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Good moms let their kids lick the beaters. Yo mama so fat, i took a picture of her last christmas and the damn thing’s still printing. Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo Mama So Old, When She Was Young, Rainbows Were Still Black And White.
A police recruit was asked in his exam, “what would you do if you had to arrest. 4) yo momma so stupid, when i told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it. My son just threatened to not talk to me for the rest of the day.
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40 funny mom jokes that will make your mom roar with laughter. Yo mama’s teeth so yellow, when she drinks water, it turns into lemonade. 1) yo momma so fat the only letters she knows in the alphabet are k.f.c!
1) You're A Christian, You Have To Go Even When You Don't Want To.
60 funny yo mama jokes that will leave you rolling around with laughter. Yo mama is so stupid that she carries a ruler in the rail station to measure how long she has to. Yo mama’s so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
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Yo mama so fat when she tried to weight herself and the scales said “one at a time please.”. Your mum’s so fat and unfamiliar with the gym she calls it the james. “if at first you don’t succeed… try doing it the way mom told you to in the beginning.”.
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Don’t tell a father this, but these funny mom jokes are even more hilarious than the classic dad jokes. Yo mama so old, jurassic park brings back memories. Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.