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Jokes Funny Wine Quotes. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy wine, and that’s kind of the same thing. “it takes a lot of good beer to make great wine”.

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Funny wine quotes, quips and jokes. As the old saying goes, hakuna moscato and you’ll have no worries. The older i get, the better i like it.”.

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Enjoy our favorite wine puns! It’s not drinking alone if the dog is home. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy wine, and that’s kind of the same thing.

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You can’t sip with us. Jesus holds up a piece of bread and says, this is my body. then he holds up a cup of wine, saying, this is my blood. then he holds up a jar of mayonnaise and peter says, let me stop you right there, jesus. 👍🏼. “beer is made by men, wine by god.”.

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The wine taster at an old vineyard died. It’s a sad story about grapes that should have been wine in every box of raisins. 1 “in victory, you deserve champagne.

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I said, ‘is that you or the wine talking?’. Here’s to one for wine and one for all. 07 for when the wine is in, the wit is out.